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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece ๐Ÿคด

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA โœ๏ธ

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE ๐Ÿ“ฑ

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People
October 23, 2025October 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ˜

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Easy Delivery Co. the indie game
October 19, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Easy Delivery Co.: Chilled Out Delivery Game in the Snow ๐Ÿ›ป

DROME by Jesse Lonergan
October 18, 2025November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

DROME by Jesse Lonergan ๐ŸŒ

The Santa Factory Gets a Spring Clean
October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean ๐Ÿงผ

Eyjafjallajรถkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas
October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajรถkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas ๐ŸŒ‹ [Sponsored Post]

Joey Tribbiani in Friends
October 15, 2025October 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How you doin’? Joey From Friends Quote Off Extravganza! ๐Ÿฅฐ

Seaman on the Dreamcast
October 12, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Seaman: Bizarre Philosophical Dreamcast Virtual Pet Thing ๐ŸŸ

Le Mans 24 Hours on the Dreamcast
October 12, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Le Mans 24 Hours: Dreamcast Romp With 24 Hour Option ๐Ÿ•”

Skipshock by Caroline O'Donoghue
October 11, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish ๐ŸŸ

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka pub
October 9, 2025October 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka Pub ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ [Sponsored Post]

Three Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri film
October 8, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri (dark humour, drama)๐Ÿชง

Doorknob the Autobiography
October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doorknob the Autobiography: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿšช

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” ๐Ÿšช

Prune the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prune: Trees Aplenty in Fab Artistic Puzzle Lark ๐Ÿ‚

Strange Horticulture the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Horticulture: Sell Plants to Oddballs in Occult Jaunt ๐Ÿ’

Sly Lives! aka The Burden of Black Genius documentary
October 4, 2025October 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sly Lives! Questlove Doco on Sly and the Family Stone ๐ŸŽท

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas ๐ŸŸ

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd.
October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. ๐Ÿ“ƒ [Sponsored Post]

The Menu film with Ralph Fiennes
October 1, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Menu: Fun Dark Comedy With an Epic Ralph Fiennes ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” ๐Ÿฅซ

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” ๐Ÿฅซ

Bus Simulator 21 the game
September 28, 2025September 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Simulator 21: Drive Passengers Around in Relaxing Sim ๐Ÿš

Prey the 2022 sci-fi film
September 27, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prey: Stunning Predator Outing Revives the Franchise ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Prey original soundtrack by Sarah Schachner
September 27, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Sarah Schachner’s Prey Soundtrack ๐ŸŽป

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) ๐Ÿงˆ [Sponsored Post]

Marriage Story the 2019 comedy drama
September 24, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Story: Dark Comedy Drama on Divorce and Life ๐Ÿ’”

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

Prodeus the FPS indie game
September 21, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prodeus: Bloody Awesome FPS of Old Meets New ๐Ÿ‘น

Laika: Aged Through Blood indie game
September 21, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Laika: Aged Through Blood is Difficult and Violent ๐Ÿ๏ธ

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers ๐Ÿ’

The Shape of Water 2017 film
September 17, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Shape of Water: Fantasy With Splash Factor and Sally Hawkins ๐ŸŒŠ

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Cast n Chill the indie fishing game
September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cast n Chill: The Autumnal Joys of Fishing, Ahoy! ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿ‚

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