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Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

Only Pools and Horses reality TV show
April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Only Pools and Horses: Great Reality TV Shows That Never Were 🐴🥽

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

What the Car?
October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

WHAT THE CAR? Absurdly Fun Vehicle-Based Shenanigans 🚗❓

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Thank Goodness You're Here! the comedy indie game
August 4, 2024August 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Thank Goodness You’re Here! Tally, Bally Ho of a Comedy Romp! 🇬🇧

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent 🥚👈

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank the indie game
February 25, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Robs a Bank: Satirical Carnage in Bullet Hell 🏦

Harvester the 1996 point-and-click game
February 4, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harvester: Bizarre OTT Horror Romp That Set Out to Shock

Professional Moron's Awful Christmas Cards
December 11, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️

Christmas panic button
December 1, 2023December 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)

Santa's Roller Coaster of Doom
November 24, 2023November 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢

Everything Everywhere All at Once the 2022 film
January 4, 2023January 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Everything Everywhere All at Once: Now With Extra Taxes

Nobody Saves the World
October 16, 2022October 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nobody Saves the World: Action RPG Romp With Dragons & Slugs

Trombone Champ the indie game
September 25, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trombone Champ: Absurd Rhythm Game Takes the World by Storm

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

Le Pétomane (Joseph Pujol)
December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

Salvador Dali painting of melting clocks and a monster
March 10, 2020March 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exquisite Corpse: Collaborative Surrealist Literary Fun

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

My Friend Pedro
July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

My Friend Pedro: Stylish Shoot ‘Em Up Lacks KILLER Blow

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
March 16, 2019March 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Donut County
March 3, 2019April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun

January 12, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Nikolai Gogol: The Nose

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