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And some final #Pripyat images. In the abandoned schools, a lot of text books from the early ‘80s were lying around. #pripyattour #pripyatukraine #chernobylzone #chernobyl #exclusionzone #ukraine
And some footage inside #Pripyat and an abandoned apartment block. #pripyattour #pripyatukraine #chernobyl #chernobylzone #history #abandonedplaces
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