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Bread Bin to Let
January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Bin to Let: Prime Kitchen Top Location (£1,600 p/m) 🍞

Maureen's Meltdowns for Hire
January 22, 2026January 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Maureen’s Meltdowns for Hire Ltd. 🤬 [Sponsored Post]

Bench to let for renters
January 19, 2026January 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bench to Let: Delightful Hyper-Open-Plan in Micro-Unit Location

Black Hole Removal Services Ltd.
January 15, 2026January 15, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Black Hole Removal Services Ltd. ⚫ [Sponsored Post]

Delightful cave to rent
January 12, 2026January 12, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cave to Let: Caveshare With Sabre-Toothed Tiger 🐯

Plughole Hair Removal Enterprises Ltd.
January 8, 2026January 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Plughole Hair Removal Enterprises Ltd. 🚿 [Sponsored Post]

Ditch to Let: Monthly Cost and Only One Rotting Corpse
January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ditch to Let: 1 Hole (£1,001 p/m), 1 Corpse, No Pets 🛖

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥

The Susanator (a Terminator cat)
December 22, 2025December 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Susanator: Termination Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Sprouts Shambles
December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts 🥬

Santa's court order to write Christmas cards
December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡

Santa and the arctic fox
December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊

A man with a disgusting nose in the workplace
December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃

Santa's Toilet Dilemma
November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

Lots of male and female flight attendants gathered together
November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

Crazy Santa and 500 tonnes of champagne
November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne 🍾

Chopin's Shoppin' Centre
November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! 🏪 [Sponsored Post]

Santa's AI Girlfriend
October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd.
October 30, 2025October 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd. 👏 [Sponsored Post]

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People
October 23, 2025October 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were 😐

The Santa Factory Gets a Spring Clean
October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean 🧼

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas
October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas 🌋 [Sponsored Post]

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish 🐟

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka pub
October 9, 2025October 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka Pub 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 [Sponsored Post]

Strange Horticulture the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Horticulture: Sell Plants to Oddballs in Occult Jaunt 💐

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd.
October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. 📃 [Sponsored Post]

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) 📽️

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) 🧈 [Sponsored Post]

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

Hire an Explosion
September 11, 2025September 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hire an Explosion Enterprises Ltd. 🔥 [Sponsored Post]

THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! With crazy Santa Claus
September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! 🎅

Confusion at work with perplexed looking employees
September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Confusion at Work: Employment Law Business Bewilderment Guide 🤔

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con 💘🤬💘

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces 🥪 [Sponsored Post]

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