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Tag: Capitalism

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An example of a witch in an office environment
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Witchcraft at Work: Managing a Sorceress in the Office 🧙‍♀️

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Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
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Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors 🦟

The joys of annoying AI with stupid prompt ideas
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The Joys of Annoying AI With Stupid Prompts 😐

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Behind the Bastards: Podcast Unravelling History’s Greatest Tossers 🪓

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
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Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages ☕

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks
January 27, 2025January 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks: Great Books That Never Were 🐔

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
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The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing 🪙

The horror of a squeaky swivel chair at work
January 14, 2025January 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Squeaking Swivel Chairs in the Office (Employment Law Guide) 🪑

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Should sandwiches be free at work?
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Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
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EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
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The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

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Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
November 13, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Everybody Wants to Rule the World – Tears for Fears’ Iconic Track 🌎

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport
October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport 🇯🇵🚅🔇

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

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Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

Cookie Clicker the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cookie Clicker: The Absurd, Brilliant Satirical Idle Click-a-Thon 🍪

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

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Human Resource Machine: Unique Puzzle Programming Concept 👔

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Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies: Work Harder, You Communists! 🗂️

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

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