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Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Happiness by Steve Cutts
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Happiness: Relatable Depiction of the Rat Race by Steve Cutts

Going Under the indie game
August 14, 2022August 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Going Under: Satirical Mockery of Stifling Startups

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

Flappy Bird the indie mobile game
March 20, 2022March 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flappy Bird: The Notorious Mobile Hit That Caused Total Controversy

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December 7, 2021December 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

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June 22, 2021June 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

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October 5, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

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September 22, 2020September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

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July 28, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

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July 14, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

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July 10, 2020July 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

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June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

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June 4, 2020March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
April 25, 2020April 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Communist Manifesto by Marx & Engels

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

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March 16, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

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February 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Mobike
January 20, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

What About Me
October 12, 2019April 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016July 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

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November 20, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

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October 9, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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