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Tag: Children

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
May 29, 2021May 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

November 16, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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