December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts 🥬

December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️

December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑‍🎄🚨

December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne 🍾

October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean 🧼

October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish 🐟

October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) 📽️

September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! 🎅

December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Letting it All Hang Out Party 🥳🎅

December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️

December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮

December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅

November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

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