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Tag: Cold

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October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

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September 18, 2020March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

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April 23, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

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June 3, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

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October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

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