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Tag: Diction

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016May 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

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