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Tag: Father Christmas

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
7 hours ago October 18, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
1 week ago October 11, 2021October 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
2 weeks ago October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017September 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

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Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa getting stuck up a chimney
December 13, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

November 28, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Official Christmas List To Santa

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

February 21, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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