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Tag: Food

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑‍🎄🚨

Consume Me the indie game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire 🍰

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

Chopin's Shoppin' Centre
November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! 🏪 [Sponsored Post]

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” 🧄

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas
October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas 🌋 [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd.
October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. 📃 [Sponsored Post]

The Menu film with Ralph Fiennes
October 1, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Menu: Fun Dark Comedy With an Epic Ralph Fiennes 👩‍🍳🪓🧑‍🍳

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🥫

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) 🧈 [Sponsored Post]

Doner Kebab Quixote the book about kebabs and lad culture
September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebab Quixote: Great Books That Never Were 🥙

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces 🥪 [Sponsored Post]

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! 🥪🍰

The Last of Couscous horror TV show
August 4, 2025August 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Couscous: Great Shows That Never Were 🥣

Tenners the £10 tennis game for sport
July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tenners: The Sport With Ten Pound Notes 🎾💸 [Sponsored Post]

Curry the horror novel
July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Curry: Great Horror Books That Never Were 🍛

The Fried Egg Cafe
June 26, 2025June 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Fried Egg Café (Only Serving Fried Eggs) 🍳 [Sponsored Post]

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide 🍝

The story of Boullion Chartier the Parisian restaurant
May 10, 2025May 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Paris’ Iconic Chartier Establishments🥖🇫🇷

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973
April 25, 2025April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973 🍕

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) 🐈‍⬛ [Sponsored Post]

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages ☕

A Brief History of Thyme science book
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were 🌿

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

ISO 3103 standard for brewing tea
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ISO 3103: The Scientific Standard for Brewing Tea ☕🍵

The Brietles a Beatles tribute band with brie
January 21, 2025January 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Brietles: Cheese-Based Beatles Tribute Band 🧀

Can porridge be fatal
January 20, 2025January 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Will hubby’s PORRIDGE ADDICTION end his life!?” 🥣

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕

Butter wine for the sophisticated oenophile
October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Wine: Now With Extra Butter 🧈🍷 [Sponsored Post]

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