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Tag: Food

Husbands STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!
January 6, 2026January 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!” ๐ŸŸ

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs)
December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) โš ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿšจ

Consume Me the indie game
November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire ๐Ÿฐ

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” ๐Ÿ…

Chopin's Shoppin' Centre
November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! ๐Ÿช [Sponsored Post]

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” ๐Ÿง„

Eyjafjallajรถkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas
October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajรถkulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas ๐ŸŒ‹ [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas ๐ŸŸ

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd.
October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. ๐Ÿ“ƒ [Sponsored Post]

The Menu film with Ralph Fiennes
October 1, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Menu: Fun Dark Comedy With an Epic Ralph Fiennes ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿช“๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” ๐Ÿฅซ

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” ๐Ÿฅซ

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) ๐Ÿงˆ [Sponsored Post]

Doner Kebab Quixote the book about kebabs and lad culture
September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebab Quixote: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿฅ™

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” ๐Ÿถ

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces ๐Ÿฅช [Sponsored Post]

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฐ

The Last of Couscous horror TV show
August 4, 2025August 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Couscous: Great Shows That Never Were ๐Ÿฅฃ

Tenners the ยฃ10 tennis game for sport
July 31, 2025July 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tenners: The Sport With Ten Pound Notes ๐ŸŽพ๐Ÿ’ธ [Sponsored Post]

Curry the horror novel
July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Curry: Great Horror Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ›

The Fried Egg Cafe
June 26, 2025June 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Fried Egg Cafรฉ (Only Serving Fried Eggs) ๐Ÿณ [Sponsored Post]

Spaghetti bolognese at work
June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spaghetti Bolognese in the Workplace Employment Law Guide ๐Ÿ

The story of Boullion Chartier the Parisian restaurant
May 10, 2025May 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Paris’ Iconic Chartier Establishments๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973
April 25, 2025April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973 ๐Ÿ•

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” ๐Ÿฒ

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› [Sponsored Post]

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages โ˜•

A Brief History of Thyme science book
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were ๐ŸŒฟ

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups๐Ÿฒ

ISO 3103 standard for brewing tea
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ISO 3103: The Scientific Standard for Brewing Tea โ˜•๐Ÿต

The Brietles a Beatles tribute band with brie
January 21, 2025January 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Brietles: Cheese-Based Beatles Tribute Band ๐Ÿง€

Can porridge be fatal
January 20, 2025January 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Will hubby’s PORRIDGE ADDICTION end his life!?” ๐Ÿฅฃ

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa ๐Ÿฅซ [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! ๐Ÿฅช

John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ’ฃ [Sponsored Post]

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅณ

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅ•

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