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Tag: Food

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd. 🥔🥗 [Sponsored Post]

Cookie Clicker the idle game
September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cookie Clicker: The Absurd, Brilliant Satirical Idle Click-a-Thon 🍪

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

Pizza at work as a company perk
August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza at Work: How to ENGAGE Staff With Cheap Gimmicks 🍕

Magical Delicacy the indie game
July 28, 2024July 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Magical Delicacy: Cooking With Witches in Chilled Food Romp 🧙‍♀️🍲

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex ☕🦖 [Sponsored Post]

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken 🍔🍟🍪

The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
May 23, 2024May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Crisps Whisperer Business Services Ltd. 🥔 [Sponsored Post]

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb Bubble Gum 🍬 [Sponsored Post]

An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots 🥔🎨🔥

March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sushbean: The Baked Beans Sushi Restaurant 🍣🫘 [Sponsored Post]

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” 💉🤕

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London 💥🌋

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes 👹🧁

War and Peas the book
February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were 🫛💥

The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum 🍞🧀 [Sponsored Post]

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] 🐟🍻

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

The Worst Supermarket in the World
December 14, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Supermarket in the World [Sponsored Post]

Pomposity centre for being upper class and posh
December 7, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lord Rupertson III’s Pomposity Centre for Erudite Elucidation on Imperious Superciliousness Pertaining to High Societal Necessitations [Sponsored Post]

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

The Automat documentary film with Mel Brooks
November 15, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Automat: Mel Brooks & Coin-Operated Vending Machines

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

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