January 27, 2026January 27, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I don’t wash my hands after I pee…” 🚽

January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Bin to Let: Prime Kitchen Top Location (£1,600 p/m) 🍞

January 22, 2026January 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Maureen’s Meltdowns for Hire Ltd. 🤬 [Sponsored Post]

January 19, 2026January 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bench to Let: Delightful Hyper-Open-Plan in Micro-Unit Location

January 15, 2026January 15, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Black Hole Removal Services Ltd. ⚫ [Sponsored Post]

January 13, 2026January 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

On the Origin of Spectacles: Great Books That Never Were 👓

January 12, 2026January 12, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cave to Let: Caveshare With Sabre-Toothed Tiger 🐯

January 8, 2026January 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Plughole Hair Removal Enterprises Ltd. 🚿 [Sponsored Post]

January 6, 2026January 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband STINKS the house out with KIPPERS!” 🐟

January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ditch to Let: 1 Hole (£1,001 p/m), 1 Corpse, No Pets 🛖

December 31, 2025January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bumbling Blogging: PM’s Shambles 2025 in Review 🟡

December 25, 2025December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥

December 22, 2025December 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Susanator: Termination Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

December 20, 2025December 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts 🥬

December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️

December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑‍🎄🚨

December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊

December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍🌾

December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️

November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

November 23, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Blippo+ and the Weird World of 1980s Channel Hopping 📺

November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

November 19, 2025November 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Naked Gun: Liam Neeson Reboot is a Good Laugh 🔫

November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne 🍾

November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! 🏪 [Sponsored Post]

October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

October 23, 2025October 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were 😐

October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean 🧼

October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas 🌋 [Sponsored Post]