December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️

December 12, 2025December 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑‍🎄🚨

December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

December 6, 2025December 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊

December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍🌾

December 1, 2025December 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃

November 28, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Cesspit Dilemma 🚽

November 25, 2025November 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flight Attendant People: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍✈️👨‍✈️🧑‍✈️

November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

November 23, 2025November 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Blippo+ and the Weird World of 1980s Channel Hopping 📺

November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

November 19, 2025November 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Naked Gun: Liam Neeson Reboot is a Good Laugh 🔫

November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

November 10, 2025November 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re TIGER parents and bloody proud of it, too!” 🐯

November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: 500 Tonnes of Champagne 🍾

November 6, 2025November 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Chopin’s Shoppin’ Centre! 🏪 [Sponsored Post]

October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

October 23, 2025October 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were 😐

October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean 🧼

October 16, 2025October 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Eyjafjallajökulls: Volcano Baked Pizzas 🌋 [Sponsored Post]

October 15, 2025October 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How you doin’? Joey From Friends Quote Off Extravganza! 🥰

October 9, 2025October 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka Pub 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 [Sponsored Post]

October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doorknob the Autobiography: Great Books That Never Were 🚪

October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” 🚪

October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. 📃 [Sponsored Post]

September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🥫

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) 📽️

September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💘

September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾