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Tag: Humor

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An employee frothing a the mouth at work
October 24, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Frothing at the Mouth Employment Law Guide

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Ding dong merrily on plague (a Christmas black death outbreak)
October 20, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak

A jellyfish saying overruled as it's a jellyfish judge
October 19, 2023October 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jeffrey the Jellyfish Judge [Sponsored Post]

Beware of the dangerous sausage dog
October 17, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Watch #22: The Threat of Sausage Dogs ⚠️

Puppies and Punks the band
October 16, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Gurgling stomachs at work cost businesses billions
October 2, 2023October 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gurgling Stomach at Work: Tummy Noises Wreck the Economy

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

100 Years of Being Sued
September 26, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

100 Years of Being Sued: Great Books That Never Were

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers 🧅

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

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