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Tag: Humor

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ›œ

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide ๐Ÿ“ฆ

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿฆจ

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿšฆ [Sponsored Post]

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿง

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

The Beer Bellies pop group
February 23, 2024February 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beer Bellies: Middle-Aged Power Ballad Group With Guts

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’Š

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees ๐Ÿšฌ

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column โค๏ธ

The One Hit Wonders pop band
February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜™

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office ๐Ÿฆ‡

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿพ

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Singing lessons with Sam the sheep
January 25, 2024January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With Sam the Sheep ๐Ÿ‘ [Sponsored Post]

The Age of Raisins joke book adaptation of Sartre
January 23, 2024January 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Raisins: Great Books That Never Were

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
January 22, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment ๐Ÿ˜

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” ๐Ÿงป

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿป

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

Waiting for Dodos
January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Waiting for Dodos: Great Plays That Never Were

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men ๐Ÿ‘ฉโค๏ธ

The Bee Bees tribute act to The Bee Gees
January 5, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bee Bees: Buzzing Tribute Act to The Bee Gees ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) ๐Ÿน

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” ๐ŸŽž๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested ๐Ÿš”

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” ๐Ÿ”ต

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