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Tag: Humor

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

Withering Fights the novel
April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] 🧹🧽👑🇬🇧

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Harmonies of the Menacing Convict Choir 🚨🚓👮 [Sponsored Post]

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

April 1, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Potato Art Exhibition Ends in Riots 🥔🎨🔥

March 29, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wearing Dressing Gowns at Work (Austere Business Guide) 😑

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” 💉🤕

March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety 🦒🏋 [Sponsored Post]

Notes on a Sandal book
March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on a Sandal: Great Books That Never Were 🩴

March 18, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! Baked Beans Riots ERUPT in London 💥🌋

March 15, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Balloons at Work: The Greatest Threat to Democracy As We Know It 🎈

The Artificial Stupidity Chabot
March 14, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Download the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC) 😐 [Sponsored Post]

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” 🟣

Cricket Through the Ages video game
March 10, 2024March 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cricket Through the Ages: Silly Physics-Based Historical Record 🏏

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] 📚📢

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were 🕷️🕸️🛜

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide 📦

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” 😲🦨

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! 🖼️🎨🚦 [Sponsored Post]

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes 👹🧁

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

The Beer Bellies pop group
February 23, 2024February 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Beer Bellies: Middle-Aged Power Ballad Group With Guts

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were 💊

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

The One Hit Wonders pop band
February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The One Hit Wonders: Failing at the Hit Single Formula 🎤🎵😙

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

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