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Tag: Humor

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A fed up looking older man
September 14, 2023September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Freelance Writing Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

Pride and Orange Juice the book
September 11, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pride and Orange Juice: Great Books That Never Were

Santa's Christmas Rival
September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Business Rival (🎅⛄🎄)

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

Total Recall Uncut film with Schwarzenegger
August 22, 2023August 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “Consider that a divorce” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

Sarcasm at work guide for employers
August 11, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sarcasm at Work: Laws Regarding Workplace Sass & Scorn

Enter the National Pottery to win pots
August 10, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The National Pottery: Enter to WIN the JACKPOT! 🎉 [Sponsored Post]

Jingle All the Way film 1996 with Arnold Schwarzenegger
August 8, 2023August 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jingle All the Way: “Put that cookie down! Now!” Quote Off!

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

The Great Gutsby the novel
August 4, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Gutsby: Great Books That Never Were

Broken Windows book delivery service
August 3, 2023August 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Broken Windows Book Delivery Service [Sponsored Post]

Schwarzenegger in Command the film
August 1, 2023August 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “I lied” Big Arnie Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Cat Hypnosis Ltd.
July 27, 2023July 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Hypnosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Commando the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger film
July 25, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Commando: “Let off some steam, Bennett” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Men who text only one word responses in online dating
July 24, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men on dating sites say nothing!?”

Hamsters at work guide in employment law
July 21, 2023July 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters at Work: Laws on Adorable Rodents in the Office

Onion Smells Scented Candles
July 20, 2023July 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Onion Smells Scented Candles 🕯️🧅 [Sponsored Post]

Batman & Robin the 1997 George Clooney film
July 18, 2023July 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Batman & Robin: Celebrating Every Big Arnie Ice-Based Pun

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

The Running Man with Big Arnie
July 10, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Running Man: “Here is Subzero. Now Plain Zero!”

Captain Toad Treasure Tracker game
July 9, 2023July 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker (cute puzzle solving cuteness)

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd.
July 6, 2023July 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Men wearing graphic t-shirts on dates
July 3, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men wear graphic t-shirts on dates?!”

Selfie University - Enrol Now for Ego Admissions
June 29, 2023June 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Join Selfie University for Degrees in Egotism [Sponsored Post]

Crime and Plushies the famous book
June 27, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Crime and Plushies: Great Books That Never Were

A fat man in a supermarket buying food and scaring women
June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps taking his top off in supermarkets”

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