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Tag: Humor

The Berks of Being a Wallflower
April 29, 2025April 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Berks of Being a Wallflower: Great Books That Never Were 🌼

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Only Pools and Horses reality TV show
April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Only Pools and Horses: Great Reality TV Shows That Never Were 🐴🥽

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

Digital Marketing Rehabilitation Centre
April 17, 2025April 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Digital Marketing Rehab – Get IDEATION FREE Today! 🏥 [Sponsored Post]

The Plunger Games
April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Plunger Games: Great Books That Never Were 🪠

2001: A Space Odyssey poster
April 14, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL” Quote off Extravaganza

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills
April 10, 2025April 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Subconscious Self-Service Checkout Tills 🛍️ [Sponsored Post]

The Daily Express ALSO Rises
April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Express ALSO Rises: Great Books That Never Were 📰🌅

The Dracula-la-las vampire pop group
April 7, 2025April 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dracula-la-las: Vampire Band With Biting Pop Ditties 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️🧛

White Heat film with James Cagney
April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

“Made it, ma! Top of the world!” White Heat Quote Off Extravaganza! 💥

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

An example of a witch in an office environment
March 31, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Witchcraft at Work: Managing a Sorceress in the Office 🧙‍♀️

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic
March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Piano Lessons With a Certified Lunatic 🎹🪓 [Sponsored Post]

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

Bloody Wolf the run and game game
March 9, 2025March 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bloody Wolf: Retro Romp & Ode to Glorious Broken English 🔫

Throat clearing is bad for business and capitalism
March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Throat Clearing at Work: Employer Guide to DEVIOUS (!!) Coughs 🤧

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

Employment law guide to Mosquitoes at Work
February 25, 2025February 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mosquitoes at Work: How to Deal With the Insectoid Horrors 🦟

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History 💌💘💝💖💗

The joys of annoying AI with stupid prompt ideas
February 22, 2025February 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Annoying AI With Stupid Prompts 😐

Beyond the Forest the 1949 Bette Davis film
February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond the Forest: “What a Dump!” Quote Off Extravaganza! 🗑️🌳

Susan the Cat Food Appeal
February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Give Susan the Cat Food (or else) 🐈‍⬛ [Sponsored Post]

Shotgun the Immigrashotgun Saga TV Show
February 18, 2025February 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun: Great TV Shows That Never Were 🔫

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

Cheap coffee is capitalism's greatest friend
February 11, 2025February 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cheap Coffee at Work: Laws Regarding Granule-Based Beverages ☕

The Selfish Jeans science book
February 10, 2025February 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Selfish Jeans: Great Books That Never Were 👖

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

No-Karting is allowed at this motorsport venue
February 6, 2025February 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

No-Karting: The Least Fun Motorsport Venue on Earth 🏎️ [Sponsored Post]

Mandy the TV show with Diane Morgan
February 5, 2025February 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mandy: Fun Daft Comedy From Philomena Cunk Star 🚬

A Brief History of Thyme science book
February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Thyme: Great Books That Never Were 🌿

Critical soup at work employment laws guide
February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Soup at Work: Critical Employment Laws Regarding Soups🍲

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton
February 1, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton ⚫

Bobble Hat bulldozers for winter weather construction
January 30, 2025January 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bobble Hat Bulldozers – For Winter Construction!!! 👷🚧 [Sponsored Post]

Screaming in job interviews is a bad idea as this woman demonstrates
January 28, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop screaming in job interviews?” 😱

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks
January 27, 2025January 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How to Win Hens and Influence Peacocks: Great Books That Never Were 🐔

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