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Dmitri Shostakovich at his piano.
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Did Dmitri Shostakovich Have Shrapnel Stuck in His Skull?

Johnny Herbert in the Benetton at Rio in 1989.
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Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

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Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

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February 28, 2019February 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

Trumphant Hearts by Jason Becker
December 12, 2018December 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores

Alto's Odyssey
March 18, 2018April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Odyssey: Beautiful Endless Smartphone Sandboarding Odyssey

Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost At Sea by Steven Callahan
August 20, 2016May 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callahan

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How To Write Proper!

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Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

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Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

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