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Santa's AI Girlfriend
October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* 🥰

Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd.
October 30, 2025October 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Standing Ovation Enterprises Ltd. 👏 [Sponsored Post]

Predator: Killer of Killers
October 29, 2025October 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: Killer of Killers – A Big HELL YEAH From Us 💥

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England's public transport system)
October 28, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Buckingham Palace (and England’s public transport system) 💂

Spiritfarer live at Cadogan Hall
October 27, 2025November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Spiritfarer the Farewell Melodies Live at Cadogan Hall 🌊

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE 📱

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People
October 23, 2025October 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People: Great Books That Never Were 😐

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” 😮‍💨

Easy Delivery Co. the indie game
October 19, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Easy Delivery Co.: Chilled Out Delivery Game in the Snow 🛻

DROME by Jesse Lonergan
October 18, 2025November 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

DROME by Jesse Lonergan 🌍

The Santa Factory Gets a Spring Clean
October 17, 2025October 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Gets a Spring Clean 🧼

Joey Tribbiani in Friends
October 15, 2025October 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How you doin’? Joey From Friends Quote Off Extravganza! 🥰

Le Mans 24 Hours on the Dreamcast
October 12, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Le Mans 24 Hours: Dreamcast Romp With 24 Hour Option 🕔

Skipshock by Caroline O'Donoghue
October 11, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue 🕰️

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish 🐟

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka pub
October 9, 2025October 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man Cap and Bazooka Pub 🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 [Sponsored Post]

Three Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri film
October 8, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri (dark humour, drama)🪧

Doorknob the Autobiography
October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doorknob the Autobiography: Great Books That Never Were 🚪

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” 🚪

Prune the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prune: Trees Aplenty in Fab Artistic Puzzle Lark 🍂

Strange Horticulture the indie game
October 5, 2025October 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Horticulture: Sell Plants to Oddballs in Occult Jaunt 💐

Santa's Tinned Tuna for Christmas
October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tinned Tuna for Christmas 🐟

The Menu film with Ralph Fiennes
October 1, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Menu: Fun Dark Comedy With an Epic Ralph Fiennes 👩‍🍳🪓🧑‍🍳

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🥫

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

Bus Simulator 21 the game
September 28, 2025September 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Simulator 21: Drive Passengers Around in Relaxing Sim 🚍

Prey the 2022 sci-fi film
September 27, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prey: Stunning Predator Outing Revives the Franchise 👽

Prey original soundtrack by Sarah Schachner
September 27, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Sarah Schachner’s Prey Soundtrack 🎻

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) 📽️

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) 🧈 [Sponsored Post]

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💘

Prodeus the FPS indie game
September 21, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prodeus: Bloody Awesome FPS of Old Meets New 👹

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

Cast n Chill the indie fishing game
September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cast n Chill: The Autumnal Joys of Fishing, Ahoy! 🎣🍂

Fireside Feelings the indie game
September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fireside Feelings: Empathetic Campfire Lark to Alleviate Stress 🔥

Summer of Soul music festival documentary
September 13, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Summer of Soul: The Awesome Harlem Cultural Festival Documentary 🎼

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