Tag: Lifestyle
How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt
15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”
Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”
Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea
Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)
Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)
How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)
Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!
Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)
Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch
How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)
Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)
Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!
