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Tag: Lifestyle

The Wizard of Oz
2 days ago January 24, 2020January 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
5 days ago January 21, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Mobike
6 days ago January 20, 2020January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Knightmare TV show
1 week ago January 17, 2020January 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

Marmite on toast
1 week ago January 16, 2020January 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
2 weeks ago January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
2 weeks ago January 14, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Hive Time
2 weeks ago January 12, 2020January 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hive Time: Buzzing Strategy Sim With Added Yellow

A Short Hike
January 5, 2020January 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Short Hike: Super Charming & Peaceful Birdo Trek Thing

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019December 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019January 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019December 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Pixelophonia
November 30, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019October 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

How to Avoid Huge Ships
October 26, 2019October 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W. Trimmer

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Autumn
October 18, 2019October 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

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