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Tag: Lifestyle

Leave No Trace the 2018 film
5 days ago November 30, 2022November 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leave No Trace: Excellent Drama on PTSD Affecting Family Life

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
6 days ago November 29, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
7 days ago November 28, 2022November 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
1 week ago November 25, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
2 weeks ago November 24, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Bad Movie Bible
2 weeks ago November 23, 2022November 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Bad Movie Bible: Glorious Tribute to Dodgy B Movies

The Babe Magnet
2 weeks ago November 22, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

How to channel your inner bitch
2 weeks ago November 21, 2022November 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I channel my inner bitch, please?”

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

A battle scene due to the boss banning the use of Oxford Commas
November 15, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

Top of the Mops the TV show
November 14, 2022November 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top of the Mops: Catch the Greatest Mops in the Best Buckets!! 🧹

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Temper Tantrum Travels for space tourism
November 9, 2022November 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Temper Tantrum Travels: Budget Space Tourism for Families [Sponsored Post]

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Saved by the Bull television sitcom
November 7, 2022November 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Saved by the Bull: Reboot of Popular ’80s Sitcom

Talking Heads - Remain in Light album cover
November 5, 2022November 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Talking Heads: Tribute to David Byrne’s New Wave Band

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

A crazy looking Santa showing his teeth
October 28, 2022October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause
September 27, 2022September 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause: TV Shows That Never Were

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

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