A yellow blob with a vacant expression

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Drumming
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video games
    • Indie games
    • Retro gaming
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: Lifestyle

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
1 day ago March 2, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
2 days ago March 1, 2021March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Greggs sausage rolls
5 days ago February 26, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
6 days ago February 25, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

A selection of blue and white towels
1 week ago February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
1 week ago February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

Super Mario 3D World on the Nintendo Switch
1 week ago February 21, 2021February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D World: The Most Fun Ever (now with extra cats)

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
2 weeks ago February 19, 2021February 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
2 weeks ago February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021January 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021January 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

Super Mario Odyssey on the Nintendo Switch
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Super Mario Odyssey

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021January 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

A book collection in black and white, with a DVD of Princess Mononoke
January 16, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Book of da Week

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020December 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020December 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

The Alto Collection
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Alto Collection: Addictive Endless Runner With Llamas

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020November 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020November 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

Posts navigation

1 2 … 20 →

Join 2,345 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Facebook

Looking for Something?

Our Most Excellent Posts

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)
Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine
Titanic: “I’m flying... Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D'Onofrio's Brilliance in MIB
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
Eating Apples at Work: Why it's Disgusting & we Hate You For it
Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History
Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?
Predator: "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Quote Off Extravaganza!
Planet of the Apes: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" Quote Off Extravaganza!

Twits on Twitter

My Tweets

Idiots on Instagram

Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
Big building! 🏙 #Manchester #city #citylife #architecture #architecturephotography #buildings #buildingphotography #architecturelovers
Overcast in #Manchester for a lunch trip out. Spotting derelict buildings with #graffiti! 🖼 #graffitiart #graffitiphotography #artistsoninstagram #derelictplaces #derelictbuilding #city #citylife
I don’t do many food pics... but dayum. This #skillet shindig went well. #food #foodporn #cooking #cookingathome #vegetables #healthylifestyle #healthyfood

Facebook Fools

Facebook Fools

Complete PM History

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2021. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Cookies & Privacy: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. To find out more, including how to control cookies, you see here: Cookie Policy
Cancel

 
Loading Comments...
Comment
    ×