Tag: Lifestyle
Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special
We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!
Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat
World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”
Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy
Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?
Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”
The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK
Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying
How to Shake Someone’s Hand
Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!
Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)
Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”
P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans
Great Sayings Revisited: Age is butter number
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)
Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?
ISLANDERS: The Relaxing Minamalist City Builder
FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master
Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?
Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it
How to Tell if Someone is Lying
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds
Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
