Tag: Lifestyle
Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!
Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!
FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?
FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?
How to be More AGGRESSIVE!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?
Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)
Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)
Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination!
The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)
FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?
