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Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
20 hours ago March 30, 2023March 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
3 days ago March 28, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
4 days ago March 27, 2023March 25, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
7 days ago March 24, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

Blowing your nose at work
2 weeks ago March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
March 12, 2023March 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

Georg Rockall-Schmidt and his YouTube channel
February 15, 2023February 15, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Georg Rockall-Schmidt: Proper Belting Social Commentary

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Star Trek the original TV series
February 7, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before” Quote Off!

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

Andy's Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd.
February 2, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Andy’s Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum
January 26, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

The first Mario Party on the N64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

Ocean at the End of the Lane the theatrical play
January 14, 2023January 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Fantasy, Physicality, & the Stage

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Neversong the indie game
January 8, 2023January 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Neversong: Psychological Platformer With a Baseball Bat

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