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October 11, 2014September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There Germs In Wheatgerm!?

October 10, 2014September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Fibs of Fibre!

Friedrich Nietzsche
October 8, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 26, 2014November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

December 20, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Shelfie!

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

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March 31, 2013September 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

YouTube Clips To Make Your Sunday Better Than It Is

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March 17, 2013September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

It’s YouTube Video Fun Day!

Burger
March 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Burger Special: To Infinity… and Beyond

January 28, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

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November 4, 2012September 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

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June 24, 2012July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

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June 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

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April 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

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February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

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To avoid starvation, get yourself one of these super sized #spaghettihoops majiggers! #spaghetti #tinnedfood #cannedfood #foodporn #supersize #hoops
Used to wear this SOB shirt as a kid in the early ‘90s. It no longer fits. #retro #retrostyle #retrogaming #retrogames #Mario #SuperMario #Nintendo #nintendoclothes
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