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December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

Professional Moron's 2024 shambles in review
December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟡

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Eliminator Boat Duel on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Eliminator Boat Duel: Machismo AHOY in Silly Fun Nes Romp 🚤

Devil World on the NES
December 22, 2024December 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Devil World: Oddball First NES Effort From Shigeru Miyamoto 👿

Pompous editorial review of 2024
December 21, 2024December 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 🌍🌐🧀

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December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

Tetris Forever the 40th anniversary tribute to Tetris
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris Forever: Glorious Tribute to the Perfection of Tetris 🕹️

Tetris on the NES
December 15, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NES Tetris: Why It’s Still One of the Most Popular Puzzlers 🟨🟥🟧⬛

Orange and Yellow by Mark Rothko
December 14, 2024December 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mark Rothko: Ecstasy & Tragedy Told Through Abstract Stuff 🟨🟧

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈‍⬛🛏️

The Snow Con Man book
December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Donkey Kong Land 2 on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp 🍌🍌

Donkey Kong Land on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy 🍌

Donkey Kong Country podcast
November 30, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary 🕹️🎄

Santa's empathy exorcism
November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅

John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]

The Conversation 1974 Francis Ford Coppola film
November 27, 2024November 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Conversation: A Landmark Consideration on Privacy ☎️

War and Please the novel
November 25, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Please: Great Books That Never Were 🪖

The Plucky Squire indie game
November 24, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Plucky Squire: Charming On/Off Page Storybook Adventure 🧚‍♀️

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard
November 23, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard 👊🎨⚔️

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence
November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence👨‍💼👩‍💼 [Sponsored Post]

The Holdovers bittersweet comedy drama
November 20, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Holdovers: Bittersweet Cult Classic Xmas Comedy Drama ❄️

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

Mario Family sewing game on the Game Boy Color
November 17, 2024November 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Family: GBC Sewing Game With a Purpose (to sew) 🧵

Monkey Puncher on the Game Boy Color
November 17, 2024November 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Puncher: Bizarre GBC Romp With Boxing Primates🙉🥊

Mycenae by Barbara Hepworth
November 16, 2024November 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Barbara Hepworth’s Striking Lithographs 🔴🟨⚫

Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
November 13, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Everybody Wants to Rule the World – Tears for Fears’ Iconic Track 🌎

Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games
November 10, 2024November 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games

Cats in Art - From Prehistoric to Neo-Pop Masterpieces by Alix Paré
November 9, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cats in Art by Alix Paré 🐱

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