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Tag: Love

Obsession the 2025 horror film
September 12, 2026September 12, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Obsession: Dread Overload in Smash Hit Horror Thing ๐Ÿ™‚

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Cรฉline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece ๐Ÿ”ฅ

AI Love Letter Writing Bot 2.0
July 30, 2026July 30, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

AI Love Letter Writing Bot 2.0 ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿค– [Sponsored Post]

The Lobster the 2015 absurdist black comedy drama
July 29, 2026July 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Lobster: Black Comedy on Absurd Romantic Conformity ๐Ÿ’”

Mankind changed to Manking
July 28, 2026July 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband says ‘mankind’ can I divorce him?” ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Anatomy of a Fall the 2023 film
April 29, 2026April 26, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Anatomy of a Fall: Multi-Language Legal Drama With Scope โ„๏ธ

Licorice Pizza the Paul Thomas Anderson film
April 22, 2026April 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Licorice Pizza: Charisma in the ’70s With Romance ๐Ÿ•บ

La Chimera the 2023 film
April 15, 2026April 15, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

La Chimera: Dreamlike Take on Tomb Raiding in Italy ๐Ÿชฆ

Love Lessons by Joan Wyndham
March 7, 2026March 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Joan Wyndham’s Dating Endeavours During The Blitz

My boyfriend has a pet wildebeest
March 3, 2026March 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend has a pet wildebeest!” ๐Ÿ‚

Aldi's Valentine's Day Garlic Bread in a love heart shape
February 14, 2026February 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The UK’s Weird Valentine’s Day Food Bender ๐Ÿ’

Women Seeking Men 2026 in lonely hearts
February 10, 2026February 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: ANGRY Women Seeking Pathetic Men ๐Ÿ’

Men Seeking Women in 2026 lonely hearts
February 9, 2026February 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: Dreamboat Men Seeking LUCKY Women ๐Ÿ’˜

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation ๐Ÿฏ

Brooklyn the 2015 film
January 28, 2026January 26, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Brooklyn: Growth and Belonging in 1950s New York ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” ๐Ÿ“š

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” ๐Ÿ…

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ’

Petite Maman by Cรฉline Sciamma
November 12, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Petite Maman: Subtle French Fantasy on Grief & Loss ๐Ÿ’”

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” ๐Ÿง„

Santa's AI Girlfriend
October 31, 2025October 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s AI Girlfriend *BZZT* ๐Ÿฅฐ

Date crazy Santa!!!!
October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Joining a Dating App for ROMANCE ๐Ÿ“ฑ

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Marriage Story the 2019 comedy drama
September 24, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Story: Dark Comedy Drama on Divorce and Life ๐Ÿ’”

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ’˜

The Shape of Water 2017 film
September 17, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Shape of Water: Fantasy With Splash Factor and Sally Hawkins ๐ŸŒŠ

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Flurty the Dating App Profile Writer
August 21, 2025August 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flurty: The Dating App Profile Writer ๐Ÿ“ฑ [Sponsored Post]

Love Story the 1970 romance film
August 19, 2025August 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Love Story: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” Quote Off! ๐Ÿ’˜

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’˜

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before romance book
July 22, 2025July 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before: Great Books That Never Were ๐Ÿ’Œ

HRU - The Dating App for Lazy Men
July 17, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

HRU: The Dating App for Lazy Men ๐Ÿ’˜ [Sponsored Post]

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” ๐Ÿค–

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” ๐Ÿ”จ

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” ๐Ÿคฌ

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special ๐Ÿ’–

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