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Tag: Love

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020December 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

Him & Her the indie game
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Him & Her: Cute & Simplistic Puzzler That’s a Challenge

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns
October 31, 2020November 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020June 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020February 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

Angels & Insects by A.S. Byatt
January 25, 2020January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Morpho Eugenia by A.S. Byatt

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

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