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Tag: Love

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
2 days ago December 7, 2019December 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

A softboi man
October 10, 2019October 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019September 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019August 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Female doctor with gloves
July 19, 2019July 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

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