cheese

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • Indie Games
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: Manchester United

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

August 14, 2014August 14, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Why Are There No Chefs In Fields In Sheffield?

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

Join 1,560 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn

Cripes… it’s Twitter!

My Tweets

Six Degrees of Instagram

A future #movember winner here. #moustache #art #portrait #wellcomecollection #facialhair #history #hat
We asked him/her to get down. They did not. #art #abstract #figurine #statue #wellcomecollection #roof #urbanclimbing #buildering
Not especially, no. #art #postcard #domesticated #humans #surreal #abstract #skull
Colourful. #London #city #citylife #art #cityscape #kingscross #architecture #buildings
I name this piece #Glasses. As I wasn’t wearing any when I took the picture. #art #wellcomecollection #Wellcome #glass #London #medicine 👓
A bit of #London. #architecture #trees #city #citylife #eustonstation #buildings🌲

Our Most Excellent Posts

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
Titanic: “I’m flying... Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
WatchMojo: Chernobyl's Key Players Didn't Speak English
Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D'Onofrio's Brilliance in MIB
In Praise of Yellow
As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!
Top 10 Most Epic & Glorious Modern 2D Platformer Games
Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?
Reni: Drumming Genius, Singing, & Ubiquitous Bucket Hats
Toy Story: "This isn't flying, it's falling with style" Quote Off Extravaganza!

Looking for Something?

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2019. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com