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Tag: Microsoft

Banjo-Kazooie
May 20, 2018July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Banko-Kazooie: 20 Years on From The N64’s Classic Hairy Romp

How to be a gamer
February 6, 2018July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Gamer: Your Nihilistic Guide to Having “Fun”

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016June 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

Windows 10
August 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Welcome, Windows 10! But What Happened To Windows 9?!

CHILD of LIGHT
May 8, 2014April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

CHILD of LIGHT: Gorgeous RPG Melancholia

Runner2 Future Legend of Rhythm Alien
January 10, 2014March 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien is a Groovy Indie Classic

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And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
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