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Tag: Politics

Ice by Anna Kavan
2 days ago December 8, 2018December 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Ice by Anna Kavan

Manchester
5 days ago December 5, 2018December 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain

London Fog - The Biography by Christine L. Corton
November 17, 2018November 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

London Fog – The Biography by Christine L. Corton

Brexit
November 16, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)! REJOICE!

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck
July 14, 2018July 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Lord of the Flies
February 10, 2018May 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

January 27, 2018May 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

A bull
November 30, 2017November 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

On Anarchism - Noam Chomsky
November 5, 2017May 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky

Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
August 19, 2017May 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
May 20, 2017May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
April 8, 2017May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

On Tyranny - Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century
April 1, 2017May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

On Tyranny – 20 Lessons from the 20th Century

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Broadbland
March 20, 2017March 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
March 18, 2017May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

Almond milk Hipster crisis
March 6, 2017March 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Bins are what they used to be
March 2, 2017March 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017February 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

Sofa crisis leads to UK panic buying
February 6, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Snow hits the UK - apocalypse!
January 18, 2017January 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

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