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Tag: Politics

10 hours ago April 24, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
2 weeks ago April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019April 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bergman
February 2, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Utopia for Realists by Rutger Bregman

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
January 19, 2019January 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The First Circle by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Ice by Anna Kavan
December 8, 2018December 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Ice by Anna Kavan

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain

London Fog - The Biography by Christine L. Corton
November 17, 2018November 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

London Fog – The Biography by Christine L. Corton

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck
July 14, 2018January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Lord of the Flies
February 10, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

January 27, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

A bull
November 30, 2017November 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

On Anarchism - Noam Chomsky
November 5, 2017January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky

Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
August 19, 2017January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
May 20, 2017January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
April 8, 2017January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir

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