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January 20, 2022January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

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October 15, 2018February 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

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