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Tag: Rain

Rain
December 19, 2018December 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Umbrella
February 12, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Manchester
August 18, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sinkhole Special: Which Is Your Fave 40ft Hole In The Ground?

July 29, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do The British Complain About The Weather?

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