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Tag: Santa Claus

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! With crazy Santa Claus
September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! 🎅

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

Santa burying bad news at Christmas
December 15, 2023December 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

Ding dong merrily on plague (a Christmas black death outbreak)
October 20, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak

Battle of the Christmases between Santa and a businessman
October 13, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Christmases 🎅⚔️🧑‍💼

Santa's brand new website design
October 5, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Deadly Designing of Santa’s New Webshite 🌐🎅💥

Kenneth the Walrus causing mayhem at Santa's factory
September 29, 2023September 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Walrus Kenneth’s Explosive Induction Day 🦭🎅💥

Santa and the walrus
September 22, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa and the Walrus 🦭🎅

Christmas Noodles
September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Noodles Frenzy 🎅🍜

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

A crazy looking Santa showing his teeth
October 28, 2022October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Crazy Santa and plenty of bananas and banana boats
October 14, 2022October 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Banana Boat Conundrum

Return of the Gout
October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Return of the Gout (Oh My God)

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

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