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Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd.
December 21, 2023December 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding Clogged Toilet to the Title
December 19, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Clogged Toilet” to the Title

How to deal with the office idiot
December 18, 2023December 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Office Idiot: How to Deal With Your Resident Halfwit

Santa burying bad news at Christmas
December 15, 2023December 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅

The Worst Supermarket in the World
December 14, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Supermarket in the World [Sponsored Post]

How to write romance novels
December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”

Professional Moron's Awful Christmas Cards
December 11, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️

Introducing the PooStation 5
December 8, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮

Pomposity centre for being upper class and posh
December 7, 2023December 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lord Rupertson III’s Pomposity Centre for Erudite Elucidation on Imperious Superciliousness Pertaining to High Societal Necessitations [Sponsored Post]

The blame game at work
December 5, 2023December 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Blame Game at Work: How to Get Away With Errors

Addicted to picnics
December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “HELP! I’m addicted to picnics!” 🧺

Christmas panic button
December 1, 2023December 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)

Singing lessons with a giant panda
November 30, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With a Giant Panda 🐼 [Sponsored Post]

Tess of the d'Ubervilles
November 28, 2023November 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tess of the d’Ubervilles: Great Novels That Never Were

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Santa's Roller Coaster of Doom
November 24, 2023November 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Roller Coaster of Doom 🎢

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics
November 23, 2023November 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug Reads Audiobook Classics [Sponsored Post]

The drama of surface acting at work
November 20, 2023November 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surface Acting at Work: How Employees Blag it One

Kenneth the walrus' business masterclass tips
November 17, 2023November 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥

Pole vaulting classes and their health benefits
November 16, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pole Vaulting Beginner’s Classes!!! [Sponsored Post]

Goldfinger the James Bond film
November 14, 2023November 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!

Watership Up the dodgy fantasy novel
November 13, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Up: Great Books That Never Were

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd.
November 9, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Skipping Enforcement Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Are work interruptions good or bad?
November 7, 2023November 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Interrupting at Work: Laws Regarding Work Interjections

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Macho hot water bottles
November 2, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

THE MACHO HOT WATER BOTTLE COMPANY 🏋️ [SPONSORED POST]

Snow at work guide
October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Snowing at Work: Laws Regarding Late Employees Due to Snow

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Eraser
October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eraser: “You’ve just been erased” Quote Off Extravanganza!

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd.
October 26, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sieve International Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

An employee frothing a the mouth at work
October 24, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Frothing at the Mouth Employment Law Guide

Men farting in bed
October 23, 2023October 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend lets rip in bed dilemma!” 🛏️🦨

Ding dong merrily on plague (a Christmas black death outbreak)
October 20, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak

A jellyfish saying overruled as it's a jellyfish judge
October 19, 2023October 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jeffrey the Jellyfish Judge [Sponsored Post]

Beware of the dangerous sausage dog
October 17, 2023October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Watch #22: The Threat of Sausage Dogs ⚠️

Puppies and Punks the band
October 16, 2023October 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Puppies and Punks: Gimmicky Punk Band With Doggies

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