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The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” 🟣

The Loudest Library in the World
March 7, 2024March 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

THE LOUD LIBRARY: NOW HIRING!!! [Sponsored Post] 📚📢

Charlotte's World Wide Web book
March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Charlotte’s World Wide Web: Great Books That Never Were 🕷️🕸️🛜

Picking up boxes at work business guide
March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Picking up Boxes at Work: Boringly Detailed Health & Safety Guide 📦

Giant traffic cones in a room
February 29, 2024February 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif’s WONDERLAND of FANTASTICAL AMAZINGNESS!!! 🖼️🎨🚦 [Sponsored Post]

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
February 24, 2024February 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk

The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum 🍞🧀 [Sponsored Post]

The Lord of the Aspirins book
February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Aspirins: Great Books That Never Were 💊

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

Fed Up Fred's online dating advice column
February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fed Up Fred’s Dating Advice Column ❤️

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd.
February 8, 2024February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hysterical Screaming Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Bats at work guide
February 6, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bats at Work: Laws Regarding Fanged Beasts in the Office 🦇

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society
February 1, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Staring Into the Middle-Distance Society [Sponsored Post]

The Discounts of Monte Cristo
January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

Dimple chins at work guide
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dimple Chins at Work: Laws Regarding Natural Skin Indentations

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

Singing lessons with Sam the sheep
January 25, 2024January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Singing Lessons With Sam the Sheep 🐑 [Sponsored Post]

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
January 20, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

Elephants at work employment guide
January 19, 2024January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Elephants at Work: Integrating Tusked-Beasts Into Your Working Environment 🐘

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Game of Thrones logo
January 15, 2024January 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game of Thrones: “Where are my dragons!?” Quote Off!

How to keep calm at work guide for employees and employers
January 12, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Remaining Calm at Work: Guide to Workplace Harmony 😌

Fish beer, the beer with fish flavour that's brilliant
January 11, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Beer! The BEST Beer In Town! [Sponsored Post] 🐟🍻

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

The Bee Bees tribute act to The Bee Gees
January 5, 2024January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bee Bees: Buzzing Tribute Act to The Bee Gees 🐝🍯

Geezer Potion for real men seeking dates
January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

GEEZER POTION: Irresistible to Dames [Sponsored Post]

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Shoopastedorant is the Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE
December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoopastedorant: Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE [Sponsored Post]

Boxing day blues at Christmas time
December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get the Boxing Day blues?!” 🔵

Christmas Day 2023 carnage
December 25, 2023December 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Day 2023 Disaster 💥

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