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Tag: Short Story

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

The Gobber - an English football hooligan whom likes to spit
April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

The Box - a short story about a glum cardboard box
March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box 📦

Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment)
March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes
February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes 👹🧁

Living Off Aftershave a short story
February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

A fennec fox with a backdrop of the Moon
February 7, 2024February 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #5: Fennec the Fox Chooses the Moon 🌒🦊

The confessions of a smash avocado
January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

Dave Wants to Date: A Modern Love Story
January 17, 2024January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #3: Dave Wants to Date ❤️💌

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) 🐹

A human skull set against a black backdrop
July 24, 2021July 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver
September 26, 2020September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories
June 29, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

March 9, 2019March 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa: The Nose (鼻)

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

The Great Wall of China
April 28, 2018October 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China by Franz Kafka

The Dead Cigarettes
October 15, 2017October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

Posthoumous!
February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

Paraparaumu Beach
December 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!

August 28, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day

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