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Tag: Short Story

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15 hours ago July 24, 2021July 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver
September 26, 2020September 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories
June 29, 2019June 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

March 9, 2019March 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa: The Nose (鼻)

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

Posthoumous
August 10, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

The Great Wall of China
April 28, 2018October 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China by Franz Kafka

The Dead Cigarettes
October 15, 2017September 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

Posthoumous!
February 17, 2017December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

Paraparaumu Beach
December 1, 2015December 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!

August 28, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day

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