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Tag: Speech

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018April 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

New English Words
October 17, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017February 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Conference for a speech
May 17, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

How to Give a Boring Speech

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