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Tag: Sunburn

Suntan lotion is woke
June 29, 2026June 29, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Suntan lotion is woke propaganda!” ⛱️☀️🌅

A man has ripped his top off in England due to the first hint of sunlight
April 15, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS! First Hint of Spring and Horde of British Men Rip Tops Off 🌞

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A very bright Sun parting clouds, suggesting a heatwave
May 27, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The British & Heatwaves—Oh dear

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