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A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020September 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Two Yorkshire puddings with fire in the background
August 28, 2020August 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020July 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

God Save the Queen - Monarchy and the Truth About the Windsors by Johann Hari
October 19, 2019March 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

God Save the Queen? By Johann Hari

Christmas
December 24, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Worry Dolls
July 17, 2018February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Worry Dolls: Praising These Groovy Little Dudes

Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness - Kenzaburō Ōe
December 10, 2016May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness by Kenzaburo Ōe

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
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