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Tag: Vitamin C

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

Can's song Vitamin C
June 4, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Vitamin C: Can Song is a Bopping, Shuffling Ode to Fruit & Veg

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

A pirate wielding a blade
June 15, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

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