December 15, 2025December 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️

December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍🌾

October 11, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue 🕰️

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Cringe: AI Author SAVAGES Humanity 🤦‍♀️

July 29, 2025July 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Frankenstain; or, The Modern Mopper: Great Books That Never Were 🧹

July 22, 2025July 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before: Great Books That Never Were 💌

May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Thyme Machine: Great Books That Never Were 🌱

April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Plunger Games: Great Books That Never Were 🪠

April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Express ALSO Rises: Great Books That Never Were 📰🌅

January 25, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing 🪙

January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Da Vinci Toad: Great Books That Never Were 🐸

December 25, 2024January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Shambles 2024 in Review 🟡

December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Snow Con Man: Great Books That Never Were ⛄🚨👮

October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Less Miserables: Great Books That Never Were 😔

September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

June 18, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Form: Great Bureaucratic Books That Never Were 📑

May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were 🧑‍🌾

May 22, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #14: The Vengeful Hedgehog 🦔

May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

April 19, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

£19.84: Great Books That Never Were 💸

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

April 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Withering Fights: Great Books That Never Were 👊⚽

April 10, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #11: The Gobber (lessons in machismo) 🤬⚽🍺

March 27, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #10: Jupiter Arguing With Asteroids 🌌☄️

March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #9: The Box 📦

March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

March 9, 2024March 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Round Two of Our Repurposed Old Book Reviews (yo!) 📔📖

March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #8: Drunk Working Wednesday (Office Experiment) 🍻🍷🍸

February 28, 2024May 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #7: Desmond the Monster Likes Cupcakes 👹🧁

February 26, 2024February 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Peas: Great Books That Never Were 🫛💥

February 14, 2024February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #6: Living Off Aftershave 🏝️

February 7, 2024February 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #5: Fennec the Fox Chooses the Moon 🌒🦊

January 31, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #4: The Confessions of a Smashed Avocado 🥑🍾

January 30, 2024January 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Discounts of Monte Cristo: Great Books That Never Were

January 27, 2024January 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Selection of Repurposed Book Reviews (Read Them, Dammit!) 📚

January 17, 2024January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #3: Dave Wants to Date ❤️💌