Right, so the butterfly you’ve already seen resembles a, sort of, horror show of eyeballs and horror. Evolution (yes, this is scientifically proven, any delusionals reading) is a kind of thing invented by an invisible deity. No, it’s the process of millions of years of evolution. Luckily butterflies are made out of butter and don’t have to worry about things such as Horror and Devastation. Indeed, cheese and cake are usually what they concern themselves with. Well.. why not?

As for the name “Butterfly” and its origins, look no further than sheds. “Er, what?” Yes, sheds. When you think about it sheds are kind of like butterflies! Made of wood, unmoving, prone to containing garden implements. Erm…