Cake. Glorious cake. It gets everywhere, tastes great, goes with any meal, and looks pretty damn groovy to boot. Yes, we’re writing about cake as we’ve been on a hunt for the best copyright FREE pictures of cake we could find on the internet.

The results are nowhere near as disturbing as some of the other food posts we’ve had out lately. Feel relieved? Well good, just wait until next time!

So what is cake? Well it’s a mixture of sugar, aspic, salt, chocolate, frosting, juniper berries, chewing gum, and glue to hold it all together. Cakes have been used for thousands of years as a way of going, “Yep, there’s something of reasonable significance occurring.” That was in the past, anyway, these days we take any given opportunity to stuff our faces with the morbid obesity encouraging gits.

And why not? Cake is great! No, it’s fantastic. Cheese Cake is our favourite, although a sickly sweet Chocolate Cake has always been a close second. Cripes… we’re hungry for cake now. It makes that solitary turnip sitting in Mr. Wapojif feel all the more insipid and lonely now.

Still, maybe we can inspire you to architecturally construct a mega cake to cheer us up? Or you can just look at the pretty cakes on display. Onwards, comrade!