Welcome, dear readers, to our occasional jaunt through miserable looking food. Make no bones about this selection we have for you. It’s bad.
Well, actually, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, of course. It’s a corny aphorism but, frankly, out of the many others we could think of this one really does ring true. This does, of course, mean some of you might actually like the look of the following pictures.
If you do, fine, that’s your opinion… but, really, shame on you! You should hasten yourself to the nearest supermarket and purchase some caviar and eat it rapidly. Gourmet, refined, glorious, fish eggs. Of course you could just eat vegetables and other healthy foods, like turkey and chicken, but then that would be pretty boring, right?
Now unless you’re lucky and have good genes, or a high metabolism, you’ll find you need to work ruddy hard to maintain those Arnold Schwarzenegger styled man muscles. So what’s the solution? Moderation!
Anyway, you’re not really here to read this nonsense. You’re here to stare at gross pictures of food. Go on then… get on with it.