Do you like donuts? Well you probably won’t after today’s post. Indeed, although (like any normal human being) Mr. Wapojif would love nothing more than to gorge on vast amounts of unhealthy crap, he would also like to maintain his Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque physique (this is a possible lie), keep his arteries unclogged, and generally be fit and healthy.
However, despite his interest in bad-for-you food and desserts, donuts have never really appealed to Mr. Wapojif (or, indeed, the Professional Moron staff – particularly Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster).
We are aware, though, these sugary, doughy things are of particular fancy to Americans, and other countries. Over in England we’ve recently been INUNDATED with Krispy Kreme donut stores. They’re popping up everywhere, following in da footsteps of McDonald’s, Subway, and… others. Like Coca Cola. See, we thought of another one!
Anyway, we figured many of you might fancy a donut de temps en temps. WELL! Have a gander at these sickly buggers and we figure you’d probably have something healthier and less nauseating. Is correct? We hope so – if you go on a donut consuming frenzy after this donut blame us, dammit.
We were trying to assuage your lust for the things. Seriously, have an avocado instead, you know? Indeed, so remember this! This selection of donutery badness is meant to put you off eating the stuff. Not the opposite. Have we hammered the point home enough? GOOD! So onwards, comrade!
If you’ve made it this far you’re either very fond of donuts, or you’ve sickened yourself to your very core. If the latter… GOOD! Go and have a carrot to celebrate! Hurrah!