Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Ditch to Let: 1 Hole (£1,001 p/m), 1 Corpse, No Pets 🛖
Pepper Grinder: Challenging Platformer With a DRILL 🚧
Forgive Me Father 2: Demonic Slaying & Unique Looks Galore 👿
In Praise of Shadows (Special Edition) by Tanizaki 🕯️
Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴
Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️
Bumbling Blogging: PM’s Shambles 2025 in Review 🟡
The History of Pachelbel’s Canon 🎻
One Battle After Another: Chaotic Revolution in Excellent Romp ☮️
Keeper: Unique Lighthouse Romp With Much Psychedelia 💡
The Pathless: Eagles and Open Worlds in Decent Romp 🏯
Talleyrand by Duff Cooper 🇫🇷
Life After Streaming: Returning to Blu-ray and DVDs 🍿
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥
Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic
The Susanator: Termination Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Momodora: Moonlit Farewell is an Exquisite Metroidvania 🌔
Momodora: Moonlit Farewell’s Beautiful Soundtrack 🌛
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: A Massive Order of Sprouts 🥬
Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐
How the Winch Stole Christmas: Great Books That Never Were 🏗️
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond the Spectacular Return of Samus ☄️
A Beautiful World by James Norbury 🐼🐲
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Court Order to Send Xmas Cards 😡
Sinners: Mega Musical Horror Jaunt With Blues and Folk 🪕
Christmas Carols Ruined by Ultra-Processed Foods (UPFs) ⚠️🧑🎄🚨
Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚
ABRISS: Build to Destroy – The Art of DESTRUCTION 💣
Spinch: Vibrancy Galore in Challenging 2D Platformer 🌈
EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Clever Arctic Fox 🦊
Phantom Thread: Elegant Period Drama With Extra Panache 🧵
Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩🌾
Noses at Work: The Strict Guidelines Regarding Honkers 👃
Consume Me: Unique Eating Disorder Management Satire 🍰
Torii: The Introspective Voyage With Lots of Orange 🟧🟠🔶
I Wanna Be Adored: The Enigmatic Stone Roses Classic 🍋
