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Category: Film Reviews

The Angry Red Planet
February 12, 2020February 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars

Futurama with Fry, Bender, and Leela
January 29, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Futurama: Let’s Remember This Futuristic Show

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

December 11, 2019September 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Guest House Paradiso
September 18, 2019April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guest House Paradiso: 20th Anniversary of Bottom Adaptation

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
September 4, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls – Enjoyably Daft End to Carrey’s Slapstick Series

August 28, 2019September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Woodstock 1969 poster
August 14, 2019July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Akira
July 24, 2019July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic

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July 10, 2019May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

The Real Chernobyl
July 3, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Real Chernobyl: In the Aftermath of a Hit TV Show

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

Memento
June 12, 2019October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece

Chernobyl mini-series
May 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl: Devastating & Brilliant Historical Mini-Series

24 Hour Party People
May 8, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
May 1, 2019August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic

April 24, 2019February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

The Favourite
March 20, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

District 9
February 27, 2019April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

District 9: 10th Anniversary For Clever Sci-Fi Social Satire

Awakenings
February 12, 2019June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

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