Category: Film Reviews
The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing
47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again
Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith
Guest House Paradiso: 20th Anniversary of Bottom Adaptation
Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls – Enjoyably Daft End to Carrey’s Slapstick Series
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp
Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun
Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary
Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism
Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic
Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape
The Real Chernobyl: In the Aftermath of a Hit TV Show
The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp
The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic
Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece
Chernobyl: Devastating & Brilliant Historical Mini-Series
24 Hour Party People: Creative Take on the Madchester Era
Jurassic Park: Roar! It’s 1993’s Landmark Dino Epic
Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache
Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp
Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby
The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting
District 9: 10th Anniversary For Clever Sci-Fi Social Satire
Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life
The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise
True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie
The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)
Life of Brian: Worshipping Monty Python’s Masterpiece
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: Still Not Mad, Just Stunning
Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic
The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween
Goodfellas: The Masterpiece of a Gangster Movie
Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
