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Category: Films & TV

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Asterix in Britain
April 1, 2020August 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Asterix in Britain: Celebrating the Fun Comic Book Jaunt

The Police Live album with Sting jumping, Stewart Copeland drumming, and Andy Summers
March 31, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stewart Copeland: The Police’s Drumming Genius

Ori and the Will of the Wisps soundtrack by composer Gareth Coker
March 27, 2020August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Will of the Wisps’ Soundtrack—That is All

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Jeff Porcaro
March 23, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jeff Porcaro: The Half-Time Shuffle Groove Master

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: The Comedy Troop’s Finale

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Toto IV
February 24, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toto: The Tragedies and Triumphs of a Hit ’80s Band

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

The Angry Red Planet
February 12, 2020February 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Futurama with Fry, Bender, and Leela
January 29, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Futurama: Let’s Remember This Futuristic Show

Don't Stand Me Down
January 27, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

This Is What She’s Like: Dexy’s Midnight Runners’ Unhinged Gem

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Knightmare TV show
January 17, 2020October 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

Yoyoka Soma drummer girl
January 13, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yoyoka Soma: The Japanese Drumming Sensation

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin
December 21, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin

The Secret Policeman's Ball
December 20, 2019April 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World

December 11, 2019September 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Pixelophonia
November 30, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pixelophonia: Tribute to the Amazing Symphonic Orchestra

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
November 27, 2019March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valkyrie: The Underrated WWII Historical Drama

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019October 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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