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January 9, 2025January 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

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2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive ๐ŸŽ‰โœ’๏ธ

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December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„โœ๏ธ

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December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence
November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿข

Butter wine for the sophisticated oenophile
October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! ๐Ÿง€

The Stolen Book Club where readers discuss stolen books
October 17, 2024October 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Potato Salad Inspection Services Ltd.
October 10, 2024October 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Terrible autumnal haiku
September 27, 2024September 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Horrific Autumnal Poetry Special ๐Ÿ‚

Chainsaw Opera venue
September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Very Large Objects for Order Ltd.
September 19, 2024September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Giraffe go-karting
September 12, 2024September 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd.
September 5, 2024September 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rainbow Inspection Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ

Knuckle Boom Rehabilitation Centre
August 29, 2024August 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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August 8, 2024August 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The PRODcast for prodding enthusiasts
July 12, 2024July 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd.
June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Forever Insufficient Supplies Services Ltd. โ›” [Sponsored Post]

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
May 23, 2024May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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April 25, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Angriest Man of the Year Competition
April 18, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Angriest Man of the Year Competition 2024 [Sponsored Post]

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ

The Convict Choir with a line of singing hardened criminals
April 4, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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March 28, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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March 21, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffe Gym: Very High Ceilings for Draconian Health & Safety ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ‹ [Sponsored Post]

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