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Category: Special Features

Christmas Steve as a new concept from Santa Claus
December 24, 2024December 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Steve Replaces Christmas Eve 🧔‍♂️🎅

Pompous editorial review of 2024
December 21, 2024December 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Editor’s Opinion: A Pompous and Rambling Review of 2024 🌍🌐🧀

Beetments - Baked Beans Health Spa
December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Beetments: Baked Beans Health Spa 🥫 [Sponsored Post]

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Christmas AI and Santa use of artificial intelligence for Christmas
December 16, 2024December 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Can AI Save Christmas!? 🤖🎅

Notes on cat beds
December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cat Beds (and pet furniture) 🐈‍⬛🛏️

Santa Claus at Christmas with lots of explosions
December 9, 2024December 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Day of Many Explosions 💥🎅💥

An F1 driver swearing in the car
December 4, 2024December 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🤬🏎️🤬

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Donkey Kong Country podcast
November 30, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary 🕹️🎄

Santa's empathy exorcism
November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

Santa Claus and a dog barking woof
November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport
October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport 🇯🇵🚅🔇

Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

An employee making a grievous error while visiting human resources
October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Role of Human Resources at Work (Dos and Don’ts) 👔

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

Captain Hangover comes to visit Santa Claus
October 5, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Captain Hangover Visits for Tea 🍸🥴

Katelyn Ohashi is Queen
October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Awesomeness of Katelyn Ohashi 🤸👑

Employers must not tolerate workplace lateness
October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With Workplace Lateness (AGGRESSIVELY) ⏱️

A man scared of Halloween things
September 30, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of Halloween” 🎃

Santa has run out of milk hellish panic awaits
September 28, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Factory Runs Out of Milk 🥛

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker
September 21, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Kenneth VS the Christmas Cracker 🎉

Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast
September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History Podcast ⚔️🏰⚒️

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

An employee drenched in tattoos posing a threat to capitalism
September 6, 2024September 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tattoos at Work: The DRACONIAN Law on Employees With Ink 😡

Santa Claus terrified with an explosion and a scary Christmas pudding behind him
September 3, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Psychotically Sentient Christmas Pudding 🍮

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