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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Real men wear only t-shirts
July 29, 2024July 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend only ever wear t-shirts?!” 👕

Flock the indie game
July 28, 2024July 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Flock: Embrace the Joys of Birds, Flight, and Colours 🐦🐥🕊️

Magical Delicacy the indie game
July 28, 2024July 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Magical Delicacy: Cooking With Witches in Chilled Food Romp 🧙‍♀️🍲

Forrest Gump film 1994
July 27, 2024July 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Memories of Forrest Gump (30th Anniversary) 🪶

Web Comic special celebrating online art humorists
July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Web Comic Celebration: Digitised Satire and Social Commentary

Flat Landscape with a View to Distant Hills by Philips de Koninck
July 16, 2024July 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Flat Landscape with a View to Distant Hills by Philips Koninck 🖼️

Podcast on autism, masking, and mental health
July 15, 2024July 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #20: Autism, Masking, and Good Mental Health ♾️

Ultros the 2D platformer with trippy graphics
July 14, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultros: Trippy Metroidvania With Many Colours 🌈

satOlite the tower defense game on Playdate
July 14, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

satOlite: Playdate Tower Defense Stuff in Space ☄️🌌🛰️

The Unofficial SNES/Famicom Visual Compendium by Bitmap Books
July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SNES (Super Nintendo) Visual Compendium by Bitmap Books 📔

The PRODcast for prodding enthusiasts
July 12, 2024July 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Turn of the Brew horror novel about cups of tea
July 10, 2024July 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Turn of the Brew: Great Books That Never Were ☕

A man holding his nose to hide his nose stud
July 9, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a STUPID nose stud!” 👃

Bazookas at work guide with an explosion and debris
July 8, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bazookas at Work: Employment Laws Regarding Rocket Launchers 💥

Sparrow Solitaire on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sparrow Solitaire: Beautiful Playdate Puzzler With Birds 🕊️

Touch Egg on the Playdate
July 7, 2024July 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Egg: Absurd Playdate Crankathon is Eggscellent 🥚👈

General election 2024 losers and destruction
July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

BREAKING NEWS: PROFESSIONAL MORON LOSES UK GENERAL ELECTION 🤬

Hohokum the colourful indie game
June 30, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hohokum: Artistic Chillout as a Serpent-Kite in Free-Flowing Romp 🌈🏳️‍🌈

Moronic Political Manifesto for Moronic Politics
June 29, 2024June 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Vote Professional Moron: UK General Election Special 🇬🇧👑⚽🟨

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

Yellow the colour celebration
June 26, 2024November 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Yellow is the Best Colour 🟨🟡⭐🌞🍋

Taylor Shoplift the kleptomaniac pop singing sensation
June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Taylor Shoplift: Pop Singer With a Petty Theft Problem ⚠️🚨

The Boredom of Broccoli with a child looking unhappy about her meal
June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My RUDE child says broccoli is ‘boring’!!!” 🥦🤬

F-Zero 99 in action on the Nintendo Switch
June 23, 2024October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero 99 Guide and Tribute to its Racing Excellence 🚀

Horror Haiku with a giant bleeding hand
June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Horror Haiku: Quake in Terror Poetry Fans! 😱

The Car Boot Car Boot Sales for car boots
June 20, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Car Boot Car Boot Sale 🚗 [Sponsored Post]

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

Animal Form the bureaucratic book of forms for animals
June 18, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Form: Great Bureaucratic Books That Never Were 📑

A child drawing on a wall which is just plain wrong
June 17, 2024June 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop my child drawing on walls?!” 🧱

LISA the Joyful indie game RPG (definitive edition)
June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

LISA: Definitive Edition the Demented Post-Apocalyptic RPG 🍺

The Rewinder Chinese folklore indie game
June 16, 2024June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Rewinder: Chinese Folklore Puzzler With Tea and Ink 🍵

Groovy online art stuff - a compendium of great digital art and web comics
June 15, 2024August 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Groovy Art Stuff and Web Comics From Online to Enjoy 🎨🖼️

A bored employee at work balancing a pencil on her nose
June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Boredom at Work and Dealing With Listless Employees 🥱

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex ☕🦖 [Sponsored Post]

Robot Dreams the animated feature film
June 12, 2024June 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Robot Dreams: Dog and Bot Bond in ’80s NYC Tragicomedy 🤖🐶

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

The Book of Disco with many disco lights strobing away
June 10, 2024June 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Disco: Great Compendiums That Never Were 🪩🕺

Tribute to Rik Mayall the comedian
June 9, 2024June 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Rik Mayall Tribute to a Comedy Legend 🖕 (10th Anniversary)

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